《地震》-3人英语小品短剧本（搞笑+煽情）
主要讲述512地震时，医生和病人搞笑+地震被埋+解放军救援+CCTV报道+总理前来
带点搞笑+煽情+联系实际（关键看演技了O(∩_∩)O~）
*5人(n人，因为可以加人进去，比如解放军可以有n个人，前面的大夫和病人也可做改动)
The Frightened Earthquake（地震来了）
Player: TNT Team
2008.5.12
Main Idea:
Central China has been hit by an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter scale. A doctor and a sick were covered by the wasteland,the PLA came to save them rapidly, A CCTV reporter reported the news quickly, and the Prime Minister WenJiabao was come here too. At last,with everyone’s effort, the doctor and sick were saved.
（主要内容：中国中心8级地震了。一个大夫和一个病人在交流过程中被埋到了废墟中，警察火速前来援救，CCTV也来报道温家宝也来给被埋同志打气。最后在所有人的努力下，两人被救）
道具：笔记本（用来播放背景音乐）
用纸糊的听诊器
手表
硬纸壳做的铲子
记者的话筒上面也可以画凤凰卫视或者CCTV
红颜料（血，这个也可以不用）
用纸卷的大喇叭
矿泉水
The dialog of our story:
1
DOCTOR
----Come in, please. I’m Dr. Xu.（请进，我是徐大夫）
SICK
----I’m ZhangHui.（我是张慧）
DOCTOR
---- Have a seat. What seems to be the problem?（坐，咋了？）
SICK
----I’ve got an ache（我这儿疼用手捂着肚子>）
DOCTOR
----Here?（这？按一按病人的痛的地方>）
SICK
----No, here.（不是，这儿）
DOCTOR
----Here?（再按按>是这儿吗）
SICK
----Ouch!（嚄！疼！）
DOCTOR
----Great! Appendicitis! I must operate on you now!（不错！阑尾炎！我这就给你手术）
SICK
----What?! But…（什么？但是。。。）
DOCTOR
----Operation ….about 10,000 yuan（大概一万块）
SICK
----What?（什么？！）
DOCTOR
----I am a Doctor or you are !（我是大夫还是你是大夫）
SICK
----But I have cut it last time!（但是我上次已经割掉了！）
DOCTOR
----Oh! That’s terrible! Come on! Check your heart! Is it beat?（哦！癌变了！来来，检查心跳，看看还跳不跳拿起听诊器，不小心听到了右边>）
SICK
----If it’s not I can’t live~（不跳我就死了）
DOCTOR
----Oh your heartbeat is stop!（天哪！没心跳了！）
SICK
----It’s left…（在左边）
DOCTOR
----Metastasis! Let me have your pulse! 60 times each minute! Good!（转移了！看看脉搏不小心按到了病人的手表上>一分钟60下，不错！）
SICK
----It is my watch!（那是我的表故意露出来表给观众看到>）
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Suddenly, earthquake! They were covered up with soil, Sick’s leg was broken.
SICK
----Ouch! My leg!（噢！我的腿！）
DOCTOR
----Don’t worry! I am a doctor! Let me inspects your body!（别急！我是大夫！让我看看）
SICK
----I trust you? Oh! Give me a break!（我信你？！饶了我吧！）
SICK
----Any one there? Help…（对着外面喊：有人吗？救命！）
DOCTOR
----Keep quiet! Don’t move! Don’t speak aloud! We must keep our energy!（安静！别动！别大声喊！我们必须保持体力等待救援！）
2
解放军拿这个铲子道具边挖边跟着音乐节奏出场。（背景音乐：http://hz1000.com/song/song/%E4% ... %B3%A8%E6%84%8F.mp3三大纪律八项注意的开头）
The People's Liberation Army (PLA) digging with shovel
PLA
----Is anyone alive here?(3 times)（多喊几遍有人活着吗）
Sick and doctor
----Help !（救命）
PLA
----(With music)Hold on! I will save your life!（音乐继续：坚持住！我来救你们！音乐停）
换成新闻联播音乐，片头：记者着急忙慌冲出来，拿着话筒说
REPORTER
----(With music)Hello everyone, this is CCTV broadcasting! Central China has
been hit by an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter scale. Thousands of
people are reported to have died and hurt after the tremor brought down
buildings of here. Oh my God! Thousands! Well, our correspondent PLA is
here.(To PLA) Excuse me,8 on the Richter scale, isn't this a powerful and
significant earthquake? （大家好，这里是CCTV！刚刚发生了8级地震，这座建筑倒塌已经造成几千人受伤和死亡，噢我的天哪！几千人！好了，现在解放军已经在现场实施救援。面对解放军>你好，请说说8级地震严重吗？）
PLA
----Yes. it certainly is. Because if you consider the Ritcher Scale ranges from nought to 9, obvious 8 is fairly high up there.（当然。地震级别就是0-9级）
REPORTER
----Anyone Survive?（现在还有人生还吗？）
PLA
----Yes! You see,now we are digging, we detected that there are two people alive in this building.（是的！你看，我们正在挖人呢，我们发现有两个人还活着！）
REPORTER
----With the shovel? You will hurt them!（用铲子？你会伤到他们！）
PLA
----Oh! I see! (Then use hands) （有道理！说罢开始用手挖，只要做出狗刨的姿势>）
REPORTER
----The death toll from Monday’s earthquake in southwest China’s Sichuan
Province has climbed to nearly 30,000, according to the headquarters for
disaster relief. Prime Minister WenJiabao will come here soon. Oh, he is coming!
（到周一死亡人数已经上升到3万人，总理温家宝现在马上就要亲赴灾区。噢！他来了！）
3
Prime Minister Wen come here 总理出场>
PLA
(salute)敬礼>
WEN
----Comrades!（同志们好！）
PLA
----Yes sir!（首长好！）
WEN
----Thanks for your effort!（同志们辛苦！）
PLA
----serve the people!（为人民服务！）
WEN
----how about the situation? Are they ok?（情况如何！他们还好吗）
PLA
----Yes!（还好！）
WEN
----Hurry up!（努力！）
PLA
----Yes sir! (Go on to dig)（是！继续挖>）
Prime Minister Wen want to climb up the wasteland, but he fell down and
his arm was break.（总理想要爬上废墟，可是他没站好把胳膊扭/划/撞到了此乃真事儿>）
WEN
----Ouch! （哎呦！顺势擦红颜色，或者不要也行>）
PLA
----Bleed!（啊！流血了！）
WEN
----Leave me alone! Save them!（别管我！救人要紧！）
4
总理上了凳子（假装是站在废墟上）
Reporter gave Prime Minister Wen a loudspeaker
记者给了总理一个大喇叭
REPORTER
----Come on! Mr.Wen, give us some words!（来吧总理，请向里面儿说点什么！）
WEN
----Don’t worry! The government will save you!（拿着喇叭对着里面喊话>别急！政府会救你们的！）
DOCTOR AND SICK
said to each other----Oh! It’s Prime Minister!（医生对病人说：啊！是总理的声音！）
DOCTOR AND SICK
----Mr. Wen! （两人一起向外喊：温总理！）
