相亲之五大尴尬
mutually close five big and embarrassed
尴尬一 Embarrassed a
女：你是第一次相亲吗？
female:You are a time mutually close?
男：是的。
male:Yes.
女：其实这是我朋友给我的忠告：第一次相亲时如果没有重大的不满意，最好还是跟第一次相亲的对象结婚……
female:In fact this is my friend to give my advice:A time mutually close hour if have no a graveness of dissatisfied, had better heel a time mutually close of object get married ……
男：哦？为什么？(她在暗示我什么？)
male:?Why?(She is in the allusion I what?)
女：根据我朋友的经验，相亲次数越多，对对方的满意程度会越来越下降。
female:According to my friend's experience, the mutually close number of times be more many and being satisfied with the other party the degree will more and more descend.
男：(看来这次有戏)……
male:(See to there is drama this time)……
女：相亲对象一个比一个差，到头来才发现还是第一个最好。
female:Mutually close the object be a ratio a bad, in the end just the detection be still 1 had better.
男：就是。(难道我就是他的第一个？)
male:Be.(Difficult way I am him 1?)
女:：是啊！我现在才明白要是早听她们的劝告就好了！(一脸悔意。)
female::Yes!I now be just understand if early listen to their advice good!(A face of regrets idea.)
尴尬二
embarrassed two
第一次见面，你对她很是来电，她对你感觉也不错，邻家女般向你讲述她以往的故事。最后两人都觉意犹未尽。你一激动：“我带你去唱卡拉OK。顺便介绍我的朋友给你认识。你一定会喜欢他们。”女孩欣然答应。于是你电话约来一群狐朋狗党。
a time meet, you telephone very much to her, your felling for her be also quite good, neighbouring female the sort is toward you relate her former of story.End two people all felt an idea still exert.You one concussion:"I take you to sing a karaoke.Conveniently introduction my friend give you understanding.You the certain meeting like them."The girl gladly promise.Hence your telephone invite to a group of bunch of rascals.
老友终于来了，还是风风火火的老样子。见到你身边的她，沉默了片刻说：“你太过分了！叫这么难看的小姐！”
old friend finally come, be still the old appearance of the breeze breeze fire fire.See you nearby of she, silent a short moment say:"You too cent!Call so difficult the young lady see!"
尴尬三
embarrassed three
父亲密友张伯伯家。你穿着老妈指定的长裙，优雅贤淑得像芭比老娃娃；看到男主角只觉面熟，似乎他也有同样感觉。两人对望许久，大家在旁笑颜逐开，心中定觉得情势大好、十分可为。但不到3分钟，“我想起来了”，口中茶水差点喷出，“你……你是口水明！”“ MY GOD！你是男人婆。”原来是中学时的死对头，仇人相见，分外眼红。
father the close friend uncle Zhang's house.Your dress old mama be appointed of long skirt, grace understanding get be like Barbie an old doll;See a male leading role feel noodles familiar, seem to he also have same felling.Two people pursue to open towards hoping for a long time, everyone aside smiling face, in the heart settle feel situation big good, very can is.But no longer than 3 minutes, "I thought of"s, tea and drinks in almost jet, "you ……you be that the saliva is clear!""&Nbsp;MY GOD!You are a tomboy."BE during the days in the high school of sworn enemies, the personal enemy meet, cent outside jealous.
没多久长辈们已知无望，但求化解干戈，奈何越扯越多，老妈才发现原来她女儿中学时在校是霸王花、还交个小太保男友；张伯伯也才察觉这博士孙子，当年考试靠作弊、上课偷看黄色书刊……“家门不幸、家门不幸……”回到家，又讨来一阵骂。
the elders have already know in a little while hopeless, but beg to dissolve weapons of war, what then and more pull more many, old mama just detection originally she daughter's high school is an overlord in the school flower, still hand over one small protect too much male friend;Uncle Zhang also just realize this Doctor grandson, that year examination depend cheat, have a class to peep beaver book ……"family unfortunate, family unfortunate ……" return to a house, again beg for a burst of scold.
尴尬四
embarrassed four
按预定的时间，你早早到了预定的地点。首先第一件事当然是“环顾四方”，可什么也没有发现；于是开始做第二件事，但第二件事仍然只能是“环顾四方”。原指望会有个PPMM走过来，可身边走过的尽是阿姨级的女士。好不容易来了个PPMM，你忙色迷迷地盯着她，希望她就是你要等的人。谁知MM怒目而视，大吼一声“色狼”，令路人全部侧目，其中一MM手持照片惊呼：“你就是小×？”
at the set time, you have already attended early to schedule to of location.A matter certainly is "the wreath attend to everywhere" first, can what also have no a detection;Hence start in two matter, but two matter still can be "the wreath attend to everywhere".Melodrama's hope will have a PPMM to come over here, can nearby walk through of exert is the lady of aunt class.Very not easy come PPMM, your favour color fan fan the ground stare at her, hope she be the person whom you want etc..Who know MM to glare at, shout at top of voice "sex maniac", it look askance at all of the stranger, the one among those MMs hand hold photograph surprised shout:"Are you a small ×?"
尴尬五
embarrassed five
走进咖啡屋，你远远看见朋友和两个女孩子坐在一起，A身材苗条，虽然称不上美女，但还算可人，而B只能用两个字形容——恐龙。你深吸一口气，相信自己运气一直很好，走过去和朋友打招呼。朋友介绍之后，没说哪个是女主角。你想，要相信朋友的眼光，一定是A没错，于是开始对A大献殷勤。这时，A手机响了，她灿然一笑，拿起电话：“喂，老公啊，我在陪阿妹相亲呢。”……
walk into coffee shop, you be far far see friend and two girl's son sit together, the A shape be slender, although nothing of beauty, return calculate can person, but B can use two form permit-dinosaur.You deep take a suck at spirit, believe oneself control breath always very good, walk through to say "hello" with friend.The introduction of the friend said after which be a leading lady.You think that believe the friend's taste, must be an A right, hence starts to be big to A to dedicate attentive.At this time, the A cellular phone rang, her Can however on smile picked up a telephone:"Feed, husband, I be accompany be the younger sister mutually close."……
