逗你开心的笑话 stir you of happy joke
逗你开心的笑话
stir you of happy joke
1.女：“只要有钱，我嫁给谁都行。”男：“银行的保险柜你嫁吗？” 1.Female:"Want ～only rich, I marry to give who all line."Male:"The safe of bank do you marry?"&Nbsp;
2.争吵的时候，男人和女人的区别就像是手枪和机关枪的区别。
2.The time of quarrel, man and chemisette differentiation seem revolver and machine gun of differentiation.
3.我妻子想减肥，所以她每天都去骑马。结果马一个月之中瘦了四十斤。
3.My wife want to reduce weight, so she everyday ride a horse.Result the month of Ma3 Yi Ge4 in thin 40 catty.
4.病人：“医生，你把剪刀留在我肚子里了。”“没关系，我还有一把。”
4.Patient:"Doctor, you left scissors in my belly inside.""Have no relation, I still have a pair of."&Nbsp;
5.法官：你为什么要印假的钱？被告无辜地说：因为我不会印真钞。
5.Judge:Why do you want to print a counterfeit money?The accused innocence say:Because I will not print true Chao.
6.妻：“男人，都是胆小的。”夫：“不见得，否则我何以会与你结婚。”
6.Wife:"The man is all timidity."Man:"Not exactly, otherwise I why would with you get married."&Nbsp;
7.上联：哈哈哈哈哈，下联：嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿。横批：神经病
7.Top allied:Ha ha ha ha ha, bottom allied:the Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey.horizontal batch:mental derangement& nbsp;
8.如果我们生存的冰冷的世界依然难改变，至少我还拥有你化解冰雪的容颜。
8.If our existence of icy cold of the world be still difficult change and I still own the facial appearance that you dissolve ice snow at least.
9.贼甲：“快数数今天一共抢了多少钱？”贼乙：“不用，明天看看报纸就知道了。”
9.Thief's A:"Quick number number today totally robbed how much ?"Thief's B:"Need not, tomorrow read newspaper to know."&Nbsp;
10.老师：“彼得，你知道老鼠能活多少年吗？”彼得：“这个就要看猫的心思了。”
10.Teacher:"Peter, how many years do you know a rat ability to live?"Peter:"The idea that will see cat."&Nbsp;
11.猪八戒：我改名叫赛潘安啦，很多美女在等我呢！孙悟空：莫不是你上网了吧，呆子。
11.Pig eight quit:I change name to call a match Pan Anne, be a lot of beauty wait me!Sun Wukong:You could it be that get to the Internet, idiot.
12.女儿问妈妈：“爸爸从前害羞吗？” “要是他不害羞，你现在至少大四岁！”
12.The daughter ask a mother:"Father formerly shy?"&Nbsp;"He if not shy, you now be big at least 4 years old!"&Nbsp;
13.父：你都这样大了，该找一个老婆了。子：是呀，但茫茫人海，我找谁的老婆呢？
13.Father:You so big, should seek a wife.Son:BE ah, but boundless huge, do I seek whose a wife?
14.女：“你跟我说话怎么老嚼着糖？”男：“不嚼糖哪来那么多甜言蜜语？”
14.Female:"You talk with me how old chew sugar?"Male:"Don't chew sugar which to come to so many honeyed words?"&Nbsp;
15.甲女：“你的未婚夫知道你的年龄吗？”乙女：“是的，他知道一部分。”
15.The female of A:"You of the fiance know you of age?"The female of B:"Yes, he know one part."
