18岁：高三，黑暗的一年，为了我的明天，我不得不下狠心，除了老妈，视天下所有MM为猪，这样我才可一心向学。可没几天，我却发现同桌的笔袋上挂了一对小猪，叫什么”亲嘴猪“？！一天到晚都在那亲啊亲，亲~~啊亲~~~~~一天中午，高三那年我唯一一天没有睡午觉，跑到教室，抠掉了那两只猪嘴上的吸铁石......
18 years old:Gao San, dark of a year, for the sake of my tomorrow, I have to bottom cruel, in addition to old mama, treat all MM of world as pig, so I just can one heart to learn.Didn't how many days, I but the detection sit at the same table of pen bag top hanged a rightness of piggy, call what"kiss pig"?!All day and all close over there close, close~~ close~~~~~A day noon, that year of Gao San I took a nap for unique a day, run to classroom and dug that two loadstone on the pig mouth......
19岁：我的大学，并不象想象中那么美好。MM少的可怜，长相就...哎~~~后来，我慢慢的发现，原来，学校也有美女的。只是~~~~为什么，美女总是发现在别人怀里？！
19 years old:My university, not elephant imagination in so fine.The MM little wretchedness, outlooking...Ah~~~afterwards, I slowly detection, originally, the school also have beauty.Just~~~~Why, beauty always is the detection in other people's bosom?!
20岁,还是没女朋友,不过已经有了目标.
20 years old, be still have no girl friend, however have already had a target.
21岁,终于有女友了,可只好了一个月,我就被炒了.
21 years old, finally had a girl friend, canned have to for a month, I is fried.
22岁,不相信爱情,坚持单身.
22 years old, don't believe love, persistence single.
23岁,又找了个女友,恩爱三个月,我再次被炒.我的24岁，即将到来，唯一没有改变的——我，依然光棍！
23 years old, sought a girl friend again, conjugal love three month, I be again fry.My 24 years old, will soon arrival, unique change of-I, still bachelor!
