我光棍24年
my bachelor 24 year
0岁：天真的我，无知由于老爸一直在外地工作，照顾老妈的重担就落在了我那幼小的肩头。也从那天起，为了更好的照顾老妈，我不得不时常陪老妈去女澡堂洗澡！ 0 years old:Innocent of I, stupid because of old daddy always at other parts of country work, care old mama's heavy burden fall at I be that young and small shoulders.Also from that day since, for the sake of better care old mama, I have to often accompany old mama the bathhouse take a shower to the female!
1岁：即将成为男子汉的我，依然要陪老妈进出女澡堂。这时的我已是自己走进走出，可我绝对是不情愿的，当时梦想成为绅士的我，也是被迫无奈啊~~~
1 year old:Will soon become he-man of I, still keep needing to accompany old mama to pass in and out a female bathhouse.At this time of I be to go in and out by myself, can my being absolute be reluctant, the dream like to be gentleman at that time of I be also compelled helpless~~~
2岁：不知道跟谁学的，我开始习惯于盯着女生傻笑，并且流着口水~~~
2 years old:Don't know who learn of, I start make it a rule to stare at a girl silly smile, and flow saliva~~~
3岁：这一年，我终于永别了那家常去惠顾的澡堂，那年秋天，我进了幼儿园，走出了我人生迈向社会的第一步。从此，我开始接触除了我妈之外的女人！
3 years old:This year, I finally parted forever that domestic life to the patronage bathhouse, that year autumn, I enter kid's park, came out my life to head into society of square one.From now on, my beginning contact in addition to I the woman out of mama!
4岁：幼儿园中班，，开始尝试自己回家。夕阳下，一大群光棍的身影被拉的很长，很长......
4 years old:Kid park class, , start try oneself to go home.Setting sun bottom, a big cluster the figure of the bachelor be pull of very long, very long......
5岁：大班的我，渐渐发现。夕阳下那被拉长的身影越来越少，我左右的男生都开始约女生一起回家。等我去找时，才发现漂亮MM都已跟别人走了，剩下的，哎~~~不说也罢！我孤独的身影，依然被拉的很长，很长......
5 years old:Big class of I, gradual detection.Setting sun bottom that is make longer of the figure be less and less, I of or so boy all beginning invite the girl go home together.When I find, just the detection beautiful MM all have already walked with other people and leave of, ah~~~do not say let it be!I standing alone figure, is still pull very long, very long......
6岁：学前班，我遇到了一个女生，真是刻骨铭心啊~~~我至今还清楚地记得，那天，她是怎样把我从双杠上踢下来的。还好，只是下巴缝了2针而已。现在想想，如果当时把她追到手，岂不是中国最早的“我的野蛮女友”？
6 years old:Learn an ex- class, I met a girl, is really deep-rooted~~~I up to now also clearly remember, that day, she how kick me from the parallel bars come down of.O.K., just that the chin sewed 2 needles.Now want that if catch up with the hand to her at that time, isn't China at the earliest stage of"my savage girl friend"?
7岁：举家从广西迁居河南，兴奋的我正准备去感受我的小学生活，却发现，我的同桌也是和我一样的光棍！
7 years old:The entire family move into river south from Guangxi, excitement of I be fix to go feeling my primary school life, but detection, my sit at the same table is also with my similar bachelor!
8岁：一年级的延续，这年我终于接触到了“光棍”一词，而自己，便是最好的解释。那时的我，依然不屑于漂亮MM，我妈说了，女大18变，过10年它们还说不定会变的怎么惨不忍睹呢！蔡依林不还天天唱什么“看我七十二变”吗？
8 years old:Grade onely continue, this year my finally coming in contact with "bachelor" be one phrase, but oneself, would be best of explanation.That time of I, still despise at the beautiful MM, my mama said, female big 18 change, lead 10 year they still perhaps will change of how disastrous!What"see me 72 change" doesn't Cai4 Yi Lin2 still sing every day?
9岁：我的青春，在平淡中荒废......
9 years old:My youth, neglected in mildly......
10岁：换了班主任，也换了同桌。可是一朵还未插到牛粪上的鲜花（新来的哦）。只是...1个月后，我们才有了第一次对话，“你有橡皮吗？”“有！”仅此而已。等等，橡皮？我好象~~~没要回来！！！
10 years old:Changed form master, also changed to sit at the same table.But a the fresh flowers which haven't put cow muck.(newly arrived of)Just...1 after the month, we just had a time dialogue, "do you have rubber?""Have!"Only this and no more just.Etc., rubber?I good elephant~~~DO not want to come back!!!
11岁：1年的苦练，交际能力大增。我也因为上课说话太多换了男同桌。痛苦的一年~~
11 years old:The bitterness for a year practice and the social intercourse ability be big to increase.I was also too many because of having a class to talk to change a male to sit at the same table.A year of pain and sufferings~~
12岁：我因表现良好而减刑，女同桌再次回到我身边。我的工作也由地上转入地下。我，学会了和同桌传纸条。
12 years old:I because the performance be good but commute sentence, the female sit at the same table to again return to me.My work is also turned into an underground by ground.I, academic association with sit at the same table to spread note.
13岁：初一，男生们已开始在课下谈论女生，原来，八卦的不仅仅是女生。
13 years old:Beginning a, the boys already beginning discuss a girl under the lesson, originally, gossip of not only only is a girl.
14岁：初二，已有人开始恋爱。而我，依然是个听话的好孩子，老妈说了”不要早恋“！
14 years old:Beginning two, already someone beginning be in love.But I be still that be obedient of good kid, old mama said "don't early love"!
15岁：初三，即将与虐待了我3年的MM们分别，我永远也忘不了她们在我身上留下的伤痕。我也趁这时收集了不少年级里漂亮MM的照片。珍藏至今！
15 years old:Beginning three, will soon with maltreatment I the MMs of 3 years difference, I forever also unforgettable they leave on my body of scar.I also took advantage o at this time collections the photograph of not a few beautiful MM in the grade.Collect as treasure up to now!
16岁：高二，女生们的进化已经差不多了，跟其他男生一样，我开始学着欣赏女生。一帮字光棍们一下课就爬在窗台上，对楼下过往的女生指指点点，分门归类。
16 years old:Gao Er4, the girls evolution already about, similar to other boy, I start learn to appreciate a girl.While helping a word the bachelors once the lesson climb on the window sill and come and go to the down stairs of the girl point out a point, cent the door categorize.
